Wolfie and the City

Me and my best friends, J. S. and Ludwig, spent summer 2012 in America, and now we're back for 2013! Read on as we embark on our grand New York City adventure!! YEAH!!! Xoxo, Wolfie
This is really our kind of museum! lol! Sometimes Ludwig and J. S. and I don’t seem to have too much in common other than our fine taste in coats and our love of Sex and the City (LOL! Just kidding, that’s only me!), but an art museum that is only filled with German and Austrian art?! lol! I was like, “Hey! What are we, in EUROPE?!?” And then J. S. told me to be quiet and use my “indoor voice,” whatever that is. New York has been so rainy and cloudy lately, but in the museum, so were a lot of the artworks! I guess German and Austrian artists are some pretty cloudy people too! But not us! We are just buzzing on life!!!!!!!! LOL! I love New York! I can’t wait to find a job soon so I can really start living it up!
Xoxo,
Wolfie

This is really our kind of museum! lol! Sometimes Ludwig and J. S. and I don’t seem to have too much in common other than our fine taste in coats and our love of Sex and the City (LOL! Just kidding, that’s only me!), but an art museum that is only filled with German and Austrian art?! lol! I was like, “Hey! What are we, in EUROPE?!?” And then J. S. told me to be quiet and use my “indoor voice,” whatever that is. New York has been so rainy and cloudy lately, but in the museum, so were a lot of the artworks! I guess German and Austrian artists are some pretty cloudy people too! But not us! We are just buzzing on life!!!!!!!! LOL! I love New York! I can’t wait to find a job soon so I can really start living it up!

Xoxo,

Wolfie

LOL! What a weekend! I have been so busy with obtaining new charge cards and getting some of my shopping organized that I have hardly had time to look at my tumblr OR my twitter! Come on Wolfie, get with the social media program! LOL!!!!! Anyway, this morning I went to Central Park to celebrate Memorial Day! Ludwig took his day off work to sleep all day and J. S. is at a Starbucks writing letters home to all of his children. I was like, “J. S., why don’t we do something fun! Kids can wait!” and he was like, “Wolfie, my child, some of us have families to support and places to send the money we are actually making. Why don’t you run along for the day.” So I was like, “OKAY!” lol! And I bolted out the door! So I got this giant pastrami pastry puff for breakfast in Central Park! lol! I could take a nap inside of this sandwich!!!!! YUM! Happy Memorial Day!
Xoxo,
Wolfie

LOL! What a weekend! I have been so busy with obtaining new charge cards and getting some of my shopping organized that I have hardly had time to look at my tumblr OR my twitter! Come on Wolfie, get with the social media program! LOL!!!!! Anyway, this morning I went to Central Park to celebrate Memorial Day! Ludwig took his day off work to sleep all day and J. S. is at a Starbucks writing letters home to all of his children. I was like, “J. S., why don’t we do something fun! Kids can wait!” and he was like, “Wolfie, my child, some of us have families to support and places to send the money we are actually making. Why don’t you run along for the day.” So I was like, “OKAY!” lol! And I bolted out the door! So I got this giant pastrami pastry puff for breakfast in Central Park! lol! I could take a nap inside of this sandwich!!!!! YUM! Happy Memorial Day!

Xoxo,

Wolfie

Just three boys having a good time at Bowling Green! lol! J. S. and Ludwig both have mornings off on Thursdays and I asked them if it was because people get pretty sick of church this far into the week and Ludwig chuckled but J. S. stopped talking to me! lol, he is so serious! I was just being a kidder, you know? Some people can’t take a joke! And besides, I love church! It’s one of my favorite places! I will make it up to him tonight with a chocolate frappuccino. That is the only kind he likes to eat! Anyway, I still haven’t found a job but I did have fun in the financial district this morning! Or should I say, “FiDi”! LOL! Somebody on Rector Street told me it was called that and I spit out my jolly ranchers and I was like, “WHAT?!” lol!!!!!!!!! It’s raining out now so I think I’ll wait until tomorrow to find a job. Then I will be able to get enough money to start a new bank account and then I will be able to buy beautiful jewels for my favorite cute chickie Constanze, even though she isn’t speaking to me since I slapped a sock on that guy’s face! Lol, I just have such a temper sometimes!!!!! Oh well!
Xoxo,
Wolfie

Just three boys having a good time at Bowling Green! lol! J. S. and Ludwig both have mornings off on Thursdays and I asked them if it was because people get pretty sick of church this far into the week and Ludwig chuckled but J. S. stopped talking to me! lol, he is so serious! I was just being a kidder, you know? Some people can’t take a joke! And besides, I love church! It’s one of my favorite places! I will make it up to him tonight with a chocolate frappuccino. That is the only kind he likes to eat! Anyway, I still haven’t found a job but I did have fun in the financial district this morning! Or should I say, “FiDi”! LOL! Somebody on Rector Street told me it was called that and I spit out my jolly ranchers and I was like, “WHAT?!” lol!!!!!!!!! It’s raining out now so I think I’ll wait until tomorrow to find a job. Then I will be able to get enough money to start a new bank account and then I will be able to buy beautiful jewels for my favorite cute chickie Constanze, even though she isn’t speaking to me since I slapped a sock on that guy’s face! Lol, I just have such a temper sometimes!!!!! Oh well!

Xoxo,

Wolfie

Art! lol! This morning after J. S. and Ludwig left for the Cathedral I headed out in my favorite cloudy day coat to find some employment of my own! But after a few minutes of this I got pretty bored, so I thought I would go to a museum instead! lol! I love museums! We have some museums in Austria, too! I went to a “modern” museum called Mama. Or Momma. Or something about moms! lol! I guess moms make a lot of paintings in New York! So here on top is me with three paintings by a mom named Jo Baer, and at the bottom is me with a picture of a Picasso mom! LOL! I have never seen anybody who looks like this!!!!!!!!!! What a mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xoxo,

Wolfie

New York City was hotttttttt today! Way too hot to find a job! lol! Maybe it is easier to find jobs in the wintertime, when you do not have to wear your coat and powdered wig in 80 degrees! I got tired of searching for the money in Wall Street so I went to get Ludwig and J. S. away from their music teaching and choir master jobs at some cathedral (who can keep track of those two!) and we had lunch in Central Park under the hot sun! And we watched all of these sailboats racing together in the sailboat pond! But they weren’t even real boats! They were being remotely controlled by school children LOL! I was like, hey! Shouldn’t you school children be in SCHOOL?! lol! So New York! Ludwig thought it was an “idiotic activity for mindless subhumans who ought to be kept indoors” and J. S. was all like “I miss my kids” - lol! What a dad! And what a day, I am tired and ready for a long sleep before my great Wednesday!!!!!!! I will find the best job ever, I just know it! Hey, maybe I could remote control sailboats in Central Park! lol!!!!!!!! Wouldn’t that be a dream?! I love dreams!
Xoxo,
Wolfie

New York City was hotttttttt today! Way too hot to find a job! lol! Maybe it is easier to find jobs in the wintertime, when you do not have to wear your coat and powdered wig in 80 degrees! I got tired of searching for the money in Wall Street so I went to get Ludwig and J. S. away from their music teaching and choir master jobs at some cathedral (who can keep track of those two!) and we had lunch in Central Park under the hot sun! And we watched all of these sailboats racing together in the sailboat pond! But they weren’t even real boats! They were being remotely controlled by school children LOL! I was like, hey! Shouldn’t you school children be in SCHOOL?! lol! So New York! Ludwig thought it was an “idiotic activity for mindless subhumans who ought to be kept indoors” and J. S. was all like “I miss my kids” - lol! What a dad! And what a day, I am tired and ready for a long sleep before my great Wednesday!!!!!!! I will find the best job ever, I just know it! Hey, maybe I could remote control sailboats in Central Park! lol!!!!!!!! Wouldn’t that be a dream?! I love dreams!

Xoxo,

Wolfie

Look who’s taking the “bull by the horns” this morning! LOL! ME!!!! I thought I would start on Wall Street to find my summer job because that is where everyone says the money is! There are a lot of walls here, so I sure can see why they call it “Wall Street”! Maybe the money is behind the walls! I hope I find some today! lol! What a great Monday morning!!!!!!!!!!
Xoxo,
Wolfie

Look who’s taking the “bull by the horns” this morning! LOL! ME!!!! I thought I would start on Wall Street to find my summer job because that is where everyone says the money is! There are a lot of walls here, so I sure can see why they call it “Wall Street”! Maybe the money is behind the walls! I hope I find some today! lol! What a great Monday morning!!!!!!!!!!

Xoxo,

Wolfie

Mangia! LOL! That’s Italian! Today we went to hear J. S.’s fresh new Mass and then all day long it rained in Manhattan. Ludwig napped because he does not like to be too social on his days off and he is pretty into being unconscious whenever I’m around! lol, what a guy! Anyway, tonight we had a great friendship dinner at La Mela in Little Italy! “Little Italy” - I was like, “Hey! More like BIG Italy!” LOL!!!!! Oh man, I am a stuffed one! Tomorrow is Monday and I have to look for jobs, so I better get to sleep! I think I will dream of working at a strawberry frappuccino factory that plays beautiful organ music by J. S.! In my dream I will call them “Organccinos”!!!!!!!!!!!! lol! That is so New York!
Xoxo,
Wolfie

Mangia! LOL! That’s Italian! Today we went to hear J. S.’s fresh new Mass and then all day long it rained in Manhattan. Ludwig napped because he does not like to be too social on his days off and he is pretty into being unconscious whenever I’m around! lol, what a guy! Anyway, tonight we had a great friendship dinner at La Mela in Little Italy! “Little Italy” - I was like, “Hey! More like BIG Italy!” LOL!!!!! Oh man, I am a stuffed one! Tomorrow is Monday and I have to look for jobs, so I better get to sleep! I think I will dream of working at a strawberry frappuccino factory that plays beautiful organ music by J. S.! In my dream I will call them “Organccinos”!!!!!!!!!!!! lol! That is so New York!

Xoxo,

Wolfie

What a Saturday in the Big Apple! Here I am enjoying the sunshine with the boys at Rockefeller Center! Lol! I thought this was an ice skating rink!!!! I was like, “Hey! Where are all the ice skaters?!” LOL! I guess I was wrong! J. S. and Ludwig seemed to be happy to enjoy a Saturday off work! I was surprised! I thought Ludwig would be all like, “Hey! Wolfgang Amadeus! Why don’t you go back to Austria!” and I would have to be like “Hey! Ludwig! NO!” lol! But actually that didn’t even happen at all so actually he was just like, “Oh, great, somebody I have to babysit all over again.” And I was like LOL Ludwig you are not a babysitter, you are a composer!!!!!!!!!! lol! He is definitely one of the funniest people I have ever met! Too bad his music is so dramatic - he could really make a lot of money!!!!! Then we could spend it at Bergdorf’s! And wear really fancy coats! lol!!!!! Anyway, tomorrow is Sunday and I could really use a day of rest, but J. S. is probably going to make me come hear his new Mass! lol oh well I bet it will be the best Mass I’ve ever heard!!!!!!!! I can’t wait! I love church! (lol!)
Xoxo,
Wolfie

What a Saturday in the Big Apple! Here I am enjoying the sunshine with the boys at Rockefeller Center! Lol! I thought this was an ice skating rink!!!! I was like, “Hey! Where are all the ice skaters?!” LOL! I guess I was wrong! J. S. and Ludwig seemed to be happy to enjoy a Saturday off work! I was surprised! I thought Ludwig would be all like, “Hey! Wolfgang Amadeus! Why don’t you go back to Austria!” and I would have to be like “Hey! Ludwig! NO!” lol! But actually that didn’t even happen at all so actually he was just like, “Oh, great, somebody I have to babysit all over again.” And I was like LOL Ludwig you are not a babysitter, you are a composer!!!!!!!!!! lol! He is definitely one of the funniest people I have ever met! Too bad his music is so dramatic - he could really make a lot of money!!!!! Then we could spend it at Bergdorf’s! And wear really fancy coats! lol!!!!! Anyway, tomorrow is Sunday and I could really use a day of rest, but J. S. is probably going to make me come hear his new Mass! lol oh well I bet it will be the best Mass I’ve ever heard!!!!!!!! I can’t wait! I love church! (lol!)

Xoxo,

Wolfie

I FOUND ‘EM! Beer drinking contests, as always. LOL, these two!!! So German!!!!!! Good thing, too, because Ludwig only likes me when he is drinking so he said I could live with them again!!!!! Oh, he will be so happy tomorrow morning when I wake him up with my beaming face at 6:00 for our morning friendship time!!!!!!!!!!!! lol! New York City really is magical!
Xoxo,
Wolfie

I FOUND ‘EM! Beer drinking contests, as always. LOL, these two!!! So German!!!!!! Good thing, too, because Ludwig only likes me when he is drinking so he said I could live with them again!!!!! Oh, he will be so happy tomorrow morning when I wake him up with my beaming face at 6:00 for our morning friendship time!!!!!!!!!!!! lol! New York City really is magical!

Xoxo,

Wolfie

To all of my B-F-Fs, I’M BACK!!!!!!!! WHO’S READY FOR SUMMER 2013! I AM! Here I am getting the party started in Washington Square Park! Oh my goodness! For real, though, guys, I have had such a year! First I lost my WiFi and THEN we lost our apartment and THEN Ludwig banned me from using Tumblr ever again and said I was wasting away my prospects on the internet and THEN Constanze got engaged to this French loser so I had to get on a boat to go all the way back to Europe just to give him a good sock in the eye (lol! a sock! It really was a sock though - can’t hurt these fingers! They’re “historical” if you will! LOL) and THEN my Papa made me come back to the United States of America because he was quite displeased at my inability to come home without any prospects or any money in my pockets. “But Papa!” I told him, “I have learned the wonders of a world with Strawberry Frappuccinos and free WiFi and hot dogs on street corners and girls who are tan!” And isn’t that what life is all about?! And then he slapped me and said that I didn’t learn a thing from him growing up and what were all those tours around Europe for anyway and where is my business sense and I don’t understand the value of a dollar and I was all like, “PAPA, you don’t either! You have never been to America, silly!” Anyway, you know how dads are. LOL! But now I’m back to try again! I have to find Ludwig and J. S., those crazy boys are probably off improvising in a church somewhere!!!!!!! They’re going to be SO HAPPY to see me again! I just know it! I’m so happy to be back in my favorite city!

Xoxo,
Wolfie

To all of my B-F-Fs, I’M BACK!!!!!!!! WHO’S READY FOR SUMMER 2013! I AM! Here I am getting the party started in Washington Square Park! Oh my goodness! For real, though, guys, I have had such a year! First I lost my WiFi and THEN we lost our apartment and THEN Ludwig banned me from using Tumblr ever again and said I was wasting away my prospects on the internet and THEN Constanze got engaged to this French loser so I had to get on a boat to go all the way back to Europe just to give him a good sock in the eye (lol! a sock! It really was a sock though - can’t hurt these fingers! They’re “historical” if you will! LOL) and THEN my Papa made me come back to the United States of America because he was quite displeased at my inability to come home without any prospects or any money in my pockets. “But Papa!” I told him, “I have learned the wonders of a world with Strawberry Frappuccinos and free WiFi and hot dogs on street corners and girls who are tan!” And isn’t that what life is all about?! And then he slapped me and said that I didn’t learn a thing from him growing up and what were all those tours around Europe for anyway and where is my business sense and I don’t understand the value of a dollar and I was all like, “PAPA, you don’t either! You have never been to America, silly!” Anyway, you know how dads are. LOL! But now I’m back to try again! I have to find Ludwig and J. S., those crazy boys are probably off improvising in a church somewhere!!!!!!! They’re going to be SO HAPPY to see me again! I just know it! I’m so happy to be back in my favorite city!

Xoxo,

Wolfie